The villain and their hot lava alligators pose menacingly before two heroes.

Villain: All who stand in my way shall be eaten by my lava gators!

The heroes look at each other. 

A close-up of Hero 1’s eyes shows an eyebrow raised in inquiry. A close-up of Hero 2’s eyes shows their eyebrows are creased in an intense stare.

Hero 1 raises a weapon while Hero 2 runs away.

Hero 1: We will never – hey, come back!

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