At the villain’s feet, Exposition Man is bound and has been gagged several different ways, including a padlock. Exposition Man’s sidekick faces the villain.

Villain: Aha! Now that I’ve gagged Exposition Man, no one can delay my evil plans using extremely long and boring interludes.

Sidekick: I can!

Villain: You? You’re not a hero!

Sidekick: I will be. Goddess of the Moon, bestow your blessing of love and peace. TRANSFORM!

The sidekick undergoes a long and laborious magical girl transformation. Desperate, the villain has removed Exposition Man’s gags.

Villain: Please make her stop!

Exposition Man: Okay, but I have to wait until she’s done.

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