Hero is reading in bed when a shadowy monster with glowing eyes bursts through the window.
The hero runs frantically through their house, the monster chasing them.
Cornered, the hero screams as the monster leaps forward to finish them off.
The hero wakes up in bed, their book in disarray next to them.
Hero: Whew! I’m okay, everything’s okay.
Hero: Why do I feel strangely cheated?