Transcript
Two nervous heroes are walking in a dim forest.
Hero 1: Did you hear that?
Hero 2: Hear what?
Hero 1: Exactly. There’s no birds chirping, squirrels chattering, or even leaves rustling. It’s as though the entire forest is holding its breath.
A tree falls over neatly. The heroes look at it, aghast.
Hero 2: That didn’t make any noise either!
Hero 1: God help us.
A camera person and an exasperated director appear in the foreground.
Director: Fred, how many times do I have to tell you that sound effects are added in post?
Everyone knows that hearing the heavy, stomping steps of the enemy nearby is by far better than a silent forest.
There’s too much post-production around…
It’s quiet…. too quiet.
hmm, the silent forest seems to be made of quiet!
A Silence of Three Frames.
lol