Two nervous heroes are walking in a dim forest.

Hero 1: Did you hear that?

Hero 2: Hear what?

Hero 1: Exactly. There’s no birds chirping, squirrels chattering, or even leaves rustling. It’s as though the entire forest is holding its breath.

A tree falls over neatly. The heroes look at it, aghast.

Hero 2: That didn’t make any noise either!

Hero 1: God help us.

A camera person and an exasperated director appear in the foreground.

Director: Fred, how many times do I have to tell you that sound effects are added in post?

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