Two adventurers crouch by a large cavern, near their bags of loot.

Hero 1: When they come out, we’ll hit them from either side.

Hero 2: Do we really need to hurt them?

Hero 1: They attacked me.

Hero 2: Think of this from their perspective. You invaded their home to plunder their resources.

Hero 1: I see your point, but there’s something you don’t know.

Behind them, the cavern holds spider people with glowing red eyes.

Hero 1: They look like spiders.

Hero 2 [terrified]: Kill them!

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