Two adventurers crouch by a large cavern, near their bags of loot.
Hero 1: When they come out, we’ll hit them from either side.
Hero 2: Do we really need to hurt them?
Hero 1: They attacked me.
Hero 2: Think of this from their perspective. You invaded their home to plunder their resources.
Hero 1: I see your point, but there’s something you don’t know.
Behind them, the cavern holds spider people with glowing red eyes.
Hero 1: They look like spiders.
Hero 2 [terrified]: Kill them!
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Aw … look at their little, glowing red eyes…
Nice one again, Bunny and Chris!
Wait… Either like in “both sides” or “either one or another”?
I am reminded of the aranea from Mother of Learning: a race of sentient psychic spiders who live in the beneath human cities
I wanna know the spider people’s workout routine because they all appear to be ripped.
Nothing better than an external skeleton to keep in shape ;)
Elf makes a good point
The spider people are benevolent!
They eat the mosquito people!