Transcript

Inside a rugged space colony, a group of station security officers overlook a force of invading soldiers. One of the security officers has a grenade launcher.

Officer 1: We’re under attack! 

Officer 2: Quick, shoot them with a grenade before they reach the children’s quarters!

The officer with the grenade launcher stands and gestures dramatically as the other officers look on in awe.

Officer with launcher: We have to think about this! If we take their lives so indiscriminately, won’t that make us as bad as the enemy?

All of the other officers throw cans and wrappers at the officer with the launcher.

Other officers: No!

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