A hero glances out the window as a friend stands behind them.
Hero: Watch out, the enemy is close.
The hero turns to find their friend, now wearing dark makeup and a black cape, pointing a gun at them.
Friend: Why, yes, as it happens, your enemy is closer than you think!
Hero: But I thought… What happened to you?!
Friend: When I was a child, your mother cast out my father…
Hero: No, not that. I know you’ve been planning your betrayal, yadda, yadda.
The friend defensively hides some lipstick behind their back.
Hero: But where did all that black lipstick just appear from?
Friend: Nowhere! This is my natural shade.
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