A hero glances out the window as a friend stands behind them.

Hero: Watch out, the enemy is close.

The hero turns to find their friend, now wearing dark makeup and a black cape, pointing a gun at them.

Friend: Why, yes, as it happens, your enemy is closer than you think!

Hero: But I thought… What happened to you?!

Friend: When I was a child, your mother cast out my father…

Hero: No, not that. I know you’ve been planning your betrayal, yadda, yadda. 

The friend defensively hides some lipstick behind their back.

Hero: But where did all that black lipstick just appear from?

Friend: Nowhere! This is my natural shade.

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