Comics: Roll Dice Already!

Dividing by Sanity

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Farid: Ok, these stats look reasonable. I’m ready to do my skills.

Emma: Wrong, mortal! First, multiply your stats by 5!

Farid: Okay, done.

Emma: Now divide them by two.

Tash: Uh-huh.

Emma: Now divide by 5!

Tash: But, that’s redundant. The fives–

Emma pounds her fists on the table.

Emma: We do as the book commands!

Farid: Oh no! We have to do the same thing for our skills!

Tash: And then we still have to calculate our movement.

In the game, Farid’s character cranks a hand calculator with a long ribbon of paper coming out of it. Tash’s character crumples a sheet in her hands in frustration.

Farid: So many numbers… Farewell, sweet sweet sanity.

Tash: WHO AM I?! WHAT AM I? WHY WON’T YOU JUST TELL ME!

Farid: Somehow I thought we’d be doing more eldritch investigation and less accounting.

 

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