On a balcony with a romantic view, a woman is turned away from the dinner table, covertly talking on a phone so the man across the table can’t see it.

Operator: Bad date hotline.

Woman: My date will not stop talking about his boss. Please send help.

The woman sits facing her smug date, a plastic smile across her face. A large shadowy figure looms behind them.

Date: And then my boss said, “Stan, I think you have what it takes to make it to the top.” So I said…

A giant gorilla hanging on to the outside of the building grabs the woman out of her seat as she makes a dramatic pose.

Woman: Oh no, a terrifying monster! Whatever will become of me?

Date: Not again!

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