A man is crouching in a corner with a phone, clearly scared.
Phone: What is your emergency?
Man: I just got to my brother’s office, and… I think he’s dead.
Phone: Has he stopped breathing?
Man: I don’t know. I haven’t seen him.
Phone: What makes you think he’s dead?
More of the room is revealed to show a dark room with a swivel chair facing away, the back of someone’s head tilting to the side a bit.
Man: He’s in a swivel chair facing away!
Phone: We’ll send an investigative team immediately.
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