Dude and Date sit in a nice restaurant.
On the news: When will a hero arrive to save these innocent people?!
Dude: Sorry, I have to go!
Date: But our dinner hasn’t even arrived yet.
Dude [holding phone]: Yes, but my boss… very unreasonable… be back in a jiffy, I swear!
Dude runs out. His date calls and reaches out after him.
Date: That’s what you said last time!
Dude is with his boss in an office full of filing cabinets and paperwork.
Dude: But I already filed these! Please let me go back to my date.
Boss [holding phone]: I’m busy on a call. Keep filing.
On the other end of the phone, Date is dressed in a superhero outfit.
Date: You can let him go, I’m already on my way back to the restaurant. Thanks for helping!
P.S. Our bills are paid by our wonderful patrons. Could you chip in?