A visitor talks to a prisoner sitting behind a barrier of thick bars and crisscrossing laser beams.

Prisoner: I’ll break out, and we’ll make a run for it.

Visitor: How? Those are steel bars and deadly lasers, and you only have nail file.

The prisoner points a finger toward a door near the cell; the visitor heads there.

Prisoner: Just go into the other room, count to five, and come back.

Visitor: Okay…

Five seconds later, the visitor stares through the door. The prisoner is where they were before, but the bars have melted into a swirl of rainbow colors and the laser beams are all pointed harmlessly away.

Visitor: What did you do?!

Prisoner: Fill it in with your imagination.

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