Transcript
A scientist stands before a techno-portal, holding a bottle of champagne. A small crowd watches and claps.
Scientist: With this new interdimensional conduit, we’ll be able to explore farther than ever before.
A scary ethereal being sticks out of the now-open portal, threatening the scientist. The onlookers run, and the scientist scrambles back, looking terrified.
Space demon: You’ve meddled in forces you can’t possibly comprehend!
Scientist: Okay, I see the error of my ways!
The scientist holds a bottle of champagne next to a force field cage with the angry ethereal being trapped inside. A small crowd watches and claps.
Scientist: With my patented spirit summoner, we’ll be able to study energy-based life in detail.
P.S. Our bills are paid by our wonderful patrons. Could you chip in?
(Snarky Tone) “This cosmic is terrible, the space demon doesn’t even… “Wait I just typed cosmic instead of comic, ahhhhhh!!!” (vanishes from known reality). ;)