The hero confronts the villain just beyond a blind corner in the villain’s lair. The villain towers over them, looking menacing.
Hero: Your spree is over, Cleptomania! I’ll stop you from stealing our cities!
Villain: Oh yeah?
The villains raises an eyebrow at the hero. The hero holds their hands out expectantly.
Villain: So… are you going to try, or…?
Hero: Don’t you have a question to ask?
Villain: I just asked two.
Hero: Not those. Here’s a hint: You and what…?
The villain looks confused, while the hero is clearly frustrated.
Villain: Me and what…?
Hero: No! Remember I said, “I’ll stop you,” so then you say, “You and what…?”
The villain is still confused. The hero throws up their hands in exasperation and storms away.
Villain: You and what?
Hero: UGH! Never mind!
Behind the corner, an army is hidden. One of the soldiers looks at the frustrated hero in surprise.
Soldier: Sir, aren’t we going to leap out and get the villain?
Hero: No! She ruined it!
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