In the middle of a big battle, the hero stops everyone and holds out a glowing orb.

Hero: Wait! We don’t have to fight. Instead, this orb I found a minute ago can fix all of our problems.

As the orb turns weapons into flowers, the defensive hero addresses a soldier. The soldier looks around, baffled.

Hero: This is a perfect end to the battle. You see, sometimes life is surprising and doesn’t make sense. Also, it’s a deep allegory for strength within, and that’s way more important than an exciting fight or hard-won solution to our entrenched disagreements.

Soldier: Who are you arguing with?

The hero glares directly into the camera from only a few feet away.

Hero: You know who.

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