Transcript
In the middle of a big battle, the hero stops everyone and holds out a glowing orb.
Hero: Wait! We don’t have to fight. Instead, this orb I found a minute ago can fix all of our problems.
As the orb turns weapons into flowers, the defensive hero addresses a soldier. The soldier looks around, baffled.
Hero: This is a perfect end to the battle. You see, sometimes life is surprising and doesn’t make sense. Also, it’s a deep allegory for strength within, and that’s way more important than an exciting fight or hard-won solution to our entrenched disagreements.
Soldier: Who are you arguing with?
The hero glares directly into the camera from only a few feet away.
Hero: You know who.
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I knew Orbie had it in them!
Yup, why do it the complicated way when you have an amazing orb!
Good one again, Bunny and Chris!
She -Hulk did it first!
The return of the ORB !!
In the sequel, the hero will be fighting a conspiracy of people who doubt and sneer at the Pax Orbis, showing how wrong they all are.
I sort of wish an episode of turtles 87 did this