A shadowy villain stands with several minions in the hero’s apartment. One minion is grabbing the hero, while the hero’s loose arm reaches desperately toward their small growling dog. The villain, gesturing at the dog, gives instructions to another minion. 

Villain: Kill the dog. 

Hero: Noooooo, Biscuit! 

Now gigantic and glowing, Biscuit chomps the villain and minion in one bite.

The minion who was holding the hero stands flat against the wall, terrified. The hero is sobbing into their hands.

Hero: Why, Biscuit? You don’t always have to kill them!

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