A shadowy villain stands with several minions in the hero’s apartment. One minion is grabbing the hero, while the hero’s loose arm reaches desperately toward their small growling dog. The villain, gesturing at the dog, gives instructions to another minion.
Villain: Kill the dog.
Hero: Noooooo, Biscuit!
Now gigantic and glowing, Biscuit chomps the villain and minion in one bite.
The minion who was holding the hero stands flat against the wall, terrified. The hero is sobbing into their hands.
Hero: Why, Biscuit? You don’t always have to kill them!
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Comments on Animal Friend
Doggo did nothing wrong
Doggo is good doggo. The bestest boi.
You can’t exactly blame Biscuit for wanting to live.
To be entirely honest, I’m not sure why hero wanted to spare the two.
Because he did not want them to die?
I guess all that changing of size takes a lot of energy, so Biscuit needs those villains to restore energy…
Great one, Bunny and Chris!
Biscuit is a sustainable solution to the problem of villain disposal – powered by the vilains themselves! 😆