A sword in a jeweled hilt sits on a pedestal under a beam of light. A robed cleric and an armored hero stand on either side of it.
Cleric: May I present the Sword of Elandra.
Cleric: Forged in the fires of the ancients.
Cleric: Wielded by the Lightbringer of the last eon.
Cleric: Recently recovered, now here to inspire greatness!
The hero picks the sword up. The cleric looks surprised.
Hero: Wow, with this I’ll defeat the Lich King in no time.
Cleric: Wait, that’s not –
Removed from its sheath, the completely rusted sword falls off the hilt and breaks in two. The hero looks sheepish, while the cleric is clearly angry.
Cleric: That sword was a historical treasure!