Two officers enter the recreation center of their spaceship. It’s full of animals.

Officer 1: Everyone in the rec room has turned into an animal!

Officer 2: It’s that alien virus we picked up. It mutated their DNA!

The two officers find a rabbit sitting on a blue necklace.

Officer 1: This is the captain’s! Captain Walker, can you understand me?

Officer 2: Somehow the DNA mutation not only changed her cell replication, but transformed her existing body mass.

In the doorway, the grumpy captain stands next to a lieutenant, looking over the two terrified officers holding the animals, who appear shocked to see them.

Captain: Lieutenant, you told me a petting zoo would raise morale.

Lieutenant: Sorry, Captain.

P.S. Our bills are paid by our wonderful patrons. Could you chip in?

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