At the diplomacy table, a human and an alien in a strange bodysuit are in a fierce argument. At the end of the table, the hero puts out their hands to call a halt.

Hero: Stop fighting!

The hero pulls off the alien’s strange helmet, revealing a human underneath.

Hero: You have more in common than you think!

The hero pulls off the human’s mask, revealing an alien underneath. Both parties look at them angrily.

Hero: Oh. Sorry, uh… proceed?

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