Two friends huddle in the wreckage of a modern-day city. The smoke is still heavy in the air.
Friend 1: What happened?
Friend 2: It must have been a bomb. Thank god we’re both okay.
Friend 2 holds up a first aid kit.
Friend 2: But I’m sure there’s a lot of injured people nearby. Let’s gather what food, clean water, and first aid supplies we can find and help them out.
Friend 1 is wearing a safety cone as a hat and holding a walking cane with a knife duct taped to it as a weapon.
Friend 1: This here’s my territory!
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