A human woman is sitting at her kitchen table when a little green alien appears in a beam of light.
Alien: Don’t be scared! I’m not here to abduct you. I’m here to teach you about a little something we call loooove!
Human: I’m pretty sure I already know about –
The alien drops what looks like a tiny fluff ball with large cute eyes on the table.
Human: What is that?
Alien: It’s a little something, and we call it Love.
Later, the human is having a romantic candlelit dinner, staring intently at the fluff ball in the palm of her hand. A suitor carrying red roses is nearby, looking shocked and dismayed.
Human: Go away, Kevin.