In the game, Farid stands across from an ogre type fairy, the Summer Seneschal, who has sweet tattoos and bulging muscles. Emma’s words appear in a voice over.
Emma: The Summer Seneschal takes offense at your words and challenges you to a duel.
Farid: Finally, someone’s speaking my language. Now to choose a weapon.
Cut to Farid and Tash in an armory full of weapons. Farid is looks at a big longsword, Tash offers him an even bigger axe.
Farid: Hmm. I like my rapier, but this longsword gives more dice.
Tash: This axe gives even more dice.
Farid: Good point, I’ll take that one.
Tash offers a clamor.
Tash: This great sword gives even more dice.
Farid raises a hand.
Farid: No. Give me the biggest weapon with the most dice.
At the table, Emma rolls her eyes while Tash buries her nose in the book.
Emma: You’re forgetting strength requirements. There’s no way you can wield a weapon that heavy.
Farid: Don’t worry, I have a plan.
Cut back to the fight. Farid is holding a comically oversized sword. He wins by dropping it on his opponent.
This is precisely the way I would use a huge sword, too. LOL.