A giant toad sits on the lap of a black-haired boy wizard. Behind them hang four banners: red, green, yellow, and blue.
Toad: I will now look into your soul and judge whether you are destined to join the valiant heroes, sniveling villains, insufferable snobs, or pathetic losers.
Boy: Can I please be in the hero house?
Toad: Sure. FATE HAS CHOSEN THIS ONE TO BE A HERO!
The camera zooms out, showing a table of students in yellow scarves looking outraged.
Students: You can just ask?!