Vampire: The Masquerade

Look, it's tiring to rule the world through an elaborate web of intrigue.

Vampires should really keep up to date on their human medical text books.

Pro tip: If you're going to live in the ground for all time, try to do it outside future urban areas.

The free exchange of goods covers blood, right?

Sometimes you need to kill fast, but even Celerity is too slow.

Do unto your shadow as you would have your shadow do unto you.

Just like your racist uncle, if your racist uncle was a vampire.

Messing with someone's memories is never quite as simple as it seems.

Oh, the games you can play when you're a nearly immortal undead.

Can't see the demons for the trees, as it were.

Some things are more of a curse than they seem.

Skill lists are weird.

Puns on the names of vampire clans are the highest form of humor.

Our heroes become one with the night.