This is a whole new Jar Jar of worms right here.
Sometimes there's no way to win a coin flip.
Need a little slapstick humor to lighten up character creation.
The name related jokes must flow!
Spidey senses are tingling.
They say that jokes are a dish which is best served cold.
Linguistic tricks are the best tricks.
The personal is political, even if you're personally a mouse.
Mice can lift a lot comparative to their size, right?
Through the power of lightning and mouse science, it's alive!
Me old bones be aching on account of all this pirate talk.
Now it is the GM's turn to shine!
When skill level becomes more important than winning.
If you don't like the weather, just wait until a PC rolls.
We like our Mouse Guard like we like our coffee. Covered in beeeeeees!
The wiser they come, the longer they wait.
The bigger they come, the bigger they are, and the more easily they can eat you.
When you're a mouse, every rain shower is like being pelted by water balloons.
What's that, an ambitious rookie and a seasoned veteran? Who could have foreseen this paring!
A new wild game appears!