A child protagonist sits on a mushroom throne in elaborate overly large garb and a huge scepter. A wise sage stands before the throne, pointing to a portal through which the child’s bedroom is visible.
Sage: Now that you have saved the kingdom, the mystic gateway has opened one last time. We must bid you farewell as you return to your own land.
Child: But this is my land now! And it’s awesome. I’m gonna stay and rule.
Sage, frowning: No, child, it’s time for you to use your new found wisdom and bravery to overcome the fearsome foes of school and family life.
Child: I won’t need to if I don’t go back.
Sage, looking desperate: Think of your parents. They’ll miss you.
Child: Oh. You’re right. I need to go home.
Dorky parents appear at the portal entrance with suitcases.
Dad: Wow, looks cozy over there! Hope there’s enough mush-room for us?
P.S. Our bills are paid by our wonderful patrons. Could you chip in?